Tuesday, May 05, 2009

OPINION: MTV Movie Award nominees announced...Does anyone care?

I saw over on Slashfilm that the MTV Movie Award nominees have been announced, and I ask you, dear reader...

Do you care?

Sure, the MTV Movie Awards used to be fun to watch when we were in high school, but now they're just a joke. Best Kiss? Best Fight Scene? It's another way for Hollywood to fellate itself, giving more awards but this time with a nudge and a wink.

It's obvious that movies for tweeners are going to win, because those are the only people who watch MTV nowadays. So, expect Twilight to win the most awards, mostly because teenage girls want to see Robert Pattinson show up with his carefully disheveled hair.

Dude, it's called hair gel. Use it.

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